Life, dates, and everything else.
I hate to compartmentalize my life, but it’s gotten busy again and doesn’t allow me the flexibility I would normally prefer. So! Here we have Alan in a nutshell— 1. My date was nice. He seems to be a great guy and we have music in common. I have no idea if he’s the one, but after eight solid hours of him, I wasn’t bored, he wasn’t annoying, and Richard took...
♥miss veryvery♥: Ohhh hal sparks you are winning... →
missveryvery: Ohhh hal sparks you are winning my heart… “It should be abundantly clear by this pint that I am not one of these people that will tell you that ‘men and women are different’. Um. Yeah. You know, like ‘hey guys, we like tools and tractors and women like shoes and shopping, we’re just different’…. What the fuck is gender? It’s a societal concept conceived by...
I spent all day in the office working, only to...
Scout. My perfect houseboy. Where the hell is my hug coffee?
Fic Commission: Course
Title: Course Author: Alan Black Pairing: Dick/Wally Request: DickxWally established romance and fluff in costume. 1500 words. Word count: 1625 Notes: This fic has been brought to you by Nesyra, who was excellent enough to give me near creative liberties with ages and costumes. I opted for Robin and Kid Flash because the cuteness factor is virtually limitless. I hope you like it; I had a lot...
So commission number two (Dick/Wally) is finished and awaiting orders before posting. Commission number three (Dick + Tim) is for Neko, who requested that I tease her publicly with the first 5oo words of her 3000 word commission. And I always aim to please. ;) So here’s your ‘sketch’. I hope you like it. This is unedited and untitled. —- Tim crept across the dark...
Three thousand words down, three thousand more to...
The coffee’s hot, the hurricane didn’t wash me away, and the night’s still relatively young. What more can a man ask for?
Fic Commission: Cakewalk
Title: Cakewalk Author: Alan Black Pairing: Tim/Jason Request: a 1500 word commission involving Jason, Tim, the kitchen/frosting and possible sexy-times or hints thereof. Bonus for a birthday cake. Word count: 1586 Notes: This fic has been brought to you by the lovely Nomen. One of the many wonderful people who are endearing me to this pairing. I hope you enjoy it—and Happy...
I am underestimating this place
houseboysofwaynemanor: How do you customize a blog. Uh. Friends of my sibling. Help? Goddammit. How is it you’re already predicting my behaviour and we barely know each other? Be careful, lad; I’m beginning to think you’re cute. ;) Don’t go mussing up the Manor in Scout’s absence, now. I’d hate to see him in a rage… I am honest to god going to...
The Head Houseboy: A message from Scout's brother →
houseboysofwaynemanor: wayne-manor: houseboysofwaynemanor: First of all, let me say that this is slightly awkward, but I am a goddamn loving brother so here I am. Second of all, hello, Tumblr. This is Scout’s brother. I’ve been babysitting that runt’s blog for the past few days now to keep Scout updated and I am currently being informed to tell “Boss”… Well hello there, Scout’s brother....
The Head Houseboy: A message from Scout's brother →
houseboysofwaynemanor: First of all, let me say that this is slightly awkward, but I am a goddamn loving brother so here I am. Second of all, hello, Tumblr. This is Scout’s brother. I’ve been babysitting that runt’s blog for the past few days now to keep Scout updated and I am currently being informed to tell “Boss”… Well hello there, Scout’s brother. It’s very good to...
awastrelmescalined asked: I don't even feel a little bit of shame in liking every one of your answers. In all honesty, though, I just really appreciate the way you phrase things. It's very inspiring to me to see how comfortable you are discussing sex and sexuality, especially because they are so important in relationships, and someone needs to express that there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Anonymous asked: From what you know so far, is Rick effeminate or manly, or somewhere in between?
101l asked: Thank you for the description Mr. Alan. I'll be more conscious about the eyes of the persons when speaking. I use to not make eye contac, somehow it freaks me out a little a bad habit I think...but now I'm totally curious : )
Anonymous asked: Is there any specific formula or regiment you follow to be so awesome and full of win?
101l asked: Would you describe Rick's eyes?? I mean...how are eyes expressive? I never can interprete that expression...
I'm just craming all the replies and responses...
Question: While I enjoy playing with hammers and tools, I do not enjoy rearranging all my massive amounts of stuff around to make everything fit (and I will DIE when I have to move next year, although I’ve gotten pretty good at making a massive amount of stuff fit into small spaces), so everything I would reply to elsewhere is getting dumped here. (Now that I know it works and all). 1) As...
Anonymous asked: Does tumblr just eat my things to you? Or am I just being terribly annoying? Regardless, tumblr is not the point. The point is this that I think you may have answered this before, but any tips on fighting writer's block? I think it's contagious as I've got a case of it myself. I know what I want to write, just no idea of how to make it work! And if my usual method of watching tv...
Anonymous asked: Outdoor activities? Canoeing? Tennis? Swimming? Hiking?
nesyra asked: What kinda vehicle do you drive? What's your dream car?
Anonymous asked: Are you as articulate in real life as you are here? I think you'd run circles around me if your tongue is as clever in person. Me, I'm a much better conversationist online. In person, fffff I'm socially inept it sucks.
Anonymous asked: Food and sex. Yknow the whip cream, broken rings of pineapple, syrup.
Anonymous asked: Oooh, I didn't realize you were an anime fan. Are you a manga reader, too? *curious*
allthesegorramidjits asked: Could you explain how noses can be cute please? Because that sounded very odd to me.
Anonymous asked: so hearing about your upcoming date, are you nervous? do you know what this date will involve yet?
stefanyd asked: So, is this Rick guy cute?
101l asked: Hi Mr. Alan, a little question, have you ever felt uncomfortable or just something that you really don't like, with some aspect (physical or/and psicological?) of yourself? Now or in the past?
Anonymous asked: um, how do you feel about batgirl?
beautifulmonster asked: Do you have a favorite meme? o:
jeli-bean asked: Where is the one place in the world you would want to go, given the opportunity?
asterous-deactivated20111230 asked: Memorable stuffed animal or toy?
gabberjabber asked: Why's Two Face your favorite Villain?
Posting a tiny little teaser of the fanfic I am...
chifuyu: Because it is for Alan and that man is a giant cocktease and deserves to be teased as well. Read More Aw, fuck, Vivi, I love your Damian! Why are you chatting with me? Get your ass back to work! I need this like coffee.
Anonymous asked: OH GOD. Can i confess to you that those episodes were my least favorite, and that at every word he said i wanted to drill holes into my TV screen?
Anonymous asked: Any chance that one commish of dickxtim got permission to be posted. how bout the others? I'm so interested! but if not that's ok.
Anonymous asked: Fav DC character from each series.
coffeefrank asked: So this still isn't particularly interesting, but now I'm curious... What characters - Bat fam. or otherwise - did you think you wouldn't enjoy, but ended up loving? Or characters who you didn't like from the get-go, but grew on you as time went on?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever tried to suck yourself off? I know all my guy friends have tried...