Anonymous asked: Its what like 6 in the morning. You kept me up all night. That makes me feel like a robin now, horrible puns. And don't you have to go to bed? I thought he takes care of you. And how recently? man don't tell me I missed my chance by some days. Yeah and I bet you have a pretty mouth too. -Tom oh and what happened to that houseboy of yours?
magebird asked: How does one play footsie? I just realized I have no idea what it means really. Chippy suggests that you, "touch feet and do foot stuff" but I feel like there needs to be more to it than that? I feel the same way about twiddling ones thumbs. Help us, oh wise one.
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Anonymous asked: Oh, Mr. Black, I have fallen in love with your adorable self as well as your boyfriend. The stories you tell make me wish I had the kind if relationship you have. I wish you both the best of luck and fun on future adventures together.
Anonymous asked: Boy that made me laugh. seriously days? Heard that about the knees. Though no experiences first hand. Hope your ego is not al that goes up through the roof... Man I'm just underlaid. de-anon -Tom but I have no tumblr. would love to stay in contact though.
Anonymous asked: this isn't a question or anything but you are just so chill and open and amazing and i think from the glimpses of you we get from your tumblr you seem like a really awesome person. your blog and your writings are like, the highlight of my tumblr experience, you are hands down my favorite blog. one day i will draw you something, okay? cause you totally deserve it.
Anonymous asked: Yeah you are cute and hot and make me hard in all the right places. :) And Yes most do the hardcore stuff while young. Guess age makes you mare laid back. Can't say that i would have liked to know you in the old days though. You are ok the way you are now. And the car is not the only myth. Let me just tell you... the beach. man all that fucking sand. no fun.
riverlace asked: Wow, Tumblr-folk are super-nosy! I mean, not that I don't love you, but I don't particularly need to know how exactly you have sex... I suppose this is the price of internet-fame. Anyway, just want to let you know that there are people who adore you and your work, and don't particularly care about your sex life? I do love your stories of D and J, though. So charming. :D
livelaughlove-livy asked: Why are you SO DAMN ADORABLE! When you post the stuff you and D do it just makes me think hopefully Ill find someone that loves me and I can act like myself. Not the kinda person a magazine tells me to be. You guys are so cute and I love you!
batmansrobyn asked: I feel like everyone's saying this to you today, but reading about you and D and how happy y'all are together really brightens my day and gives this commitment-phobe hope for the future (maybe). So I genuinely wish y'all all the best :)
Submission: Your ask doesn’t work. Yeah Dick would enjoy pratically everything as long as a cock is involved. I just wanna tie him up good and make that boy kneel. But I agree its frigging cramped in the backseat and you don’t get enouch leverage. The seat you cant really spread the legs. Im not tumblr just saw the last conversation. and it was all sugar daddy. so what he takes...
raiden--raikov asked: Would you consider critiquing a fanfic i'm working on? I feel like i'd have a better... je ne se quoi if i got some profesh advice on it. Its a BruJay fic and i feel like its not tragic enough for what it really is.
queenchips asked: Jason shows Damian his first porno. What does he show him and how does Damian react?
wordstroke asked: I don't have a question, but I just love how kind you are to people. And open/honest. It's refreshing. Also, your writing got me through the slog of finishing up my Master's - it's just a pick-me-up to read anything you've written. Your talent is awesome.
Anonymous asked: I wrote something for you the other day in your submit. Did you get it?
clio-clover asked: I put something in your submit. Did it get eaten? Really? Geez, well, questions. 1) What kind of sweets/treats do D and/or J like? (Shh. I'm not planning anything, what gave you that idea?) 2) Any way to get to know you outside of tumblr? I like making online friends, but tumblr isn't always for me and I'd like for us to be friends. 3) Thanks for the advice yesterday. Now lets just...
Anonymous asked: Height doesnt matter! Jesus christ i retyped height almost 10 times before spelling it correctly.
Anonymous asked: Hi Alan and D! My question is for both of you. I'm a 21 year old guy living in California, right next to San Francisco, but I can't for the life of me find a boyfriend. :/ I'm quiet and a comic book nerd... I don't really fit in at places like bars where people go to find dates. What's a good way for me to meet someone with similar interests to mine? The don't sell...
tealgeezus asked: Just make sure you two boys take pictures when you both don the Batman and Robin suits. That's all I ask.
Anonymous asked: Do you cosplay?