Posts tagged The abstinence will continue until endings improve
I'm knee deep into four different fics and haven't the faintest clue how to end any of them.
- Me:
I have no idea how to end this.
- D:
Another one? What is that, the third or fourth one in as many weeks?
- Me:
Try fifth. And yes. It is. I'm really shooting blanks lately.
- D:
Well, I wouldn't say that...
- Me:
...come on. The agitated writer's not in the mood.
- D:
Sorry. Ok, well, have you tried simple?
- Me:
Define simple.
- D:
Bruce and Jason live happily ever after, Jason and Damian kiss and make up, Damian and Liam save the day, Bart and Kon--
- Me:
Stop. Please. I can't take anymore of your Disney-esque endings.
- D:
Oh, shit. They're even orphans. Maybe you should change your ambition from 'writing for comics' to 'writing for Disney'.
- Me:
Well that's the sound of you not getting laid tonight.
