Posts tagged a very talented bastard

My boyfriend, the bastard

  • Me:

    That may have been the best sex I've ever had.

  • D:

    Well I would hope so. You called me 'Batman'.

  • Me:

    WHAT? No, I didn't! I--

  • D:

    Ahahahaha...no, you didn't. But the look on your face says maybe next time you should...Robin.

  • Me:

    Oh my god, please stop. Just go to work.

  • D:

    Or what?

  • Me:

    Or you're going to be very, *very* late.


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