Alan Black & the Men of Wayne Manor

Fic: Brand Identity

Before 2am? Is this a record? Better not get used to it, just in case.

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“Oh, god, yes, fuck—” Dick gasped, clutching the back of the driver’s seat with his left hand, hitching his legs higher. Bent nearly in half against the door of the car, it was only by sheer acrobatic skill that the position was not only possible, but remotely comfortable. Roy’s hand tightened around his right wrist and held it against the window; bracing their combined weight against the door at Dick’s back, he slammed him against it again.

Continuing the swingers research…

I’m looking through acronyms and trying to get a general feel for things (because sharing partners at least appears to work differently in swinging communities than what I’m used to in gay ones) and I come across these two:

SALT - Single and Loving It.

SPARK - Single Parent Raising Kids.

…that makes Roy a SALT SPARK. Oh, god. It sounds so fucking cute.

And funny. Shit, I actually have to go back to work tomorrow. I think I’m going to turn in early…

Hopefully, my finger will be healed and feeling social enough to do more than post crazy random shit tomorrow.

Have a good night, guys. You’re awesome to put up with me.

coffeefrank:

THANK YOU FOR 250+ FOLLOWERS ;_____;

Oh gosh, guys. I just… The number of people who put up with my stupidity has increased. Oh gee. Just um… C’mere, I’m sure I can accommodate you all somehow. ;;;;

So I went to see la Cirque du Soleil the other night and wow. The show was called Totem, if anybody was wondering. It was just… incredibly beautiful. Being as enamoured with that sort of thing as I am, it was just… Man, I’ve been wanting to see them perform since the first time I’d heard of them - since I was, I don’t know, seven?

Anyway, my love for bendy people has increased tenfold. Oh, Dick. ;; You lovely, lovely soul.

And, of course, the only logical next step is to draw Dick wrapped around Roy. Or something like that.

~~I’m saying this like it all makes sense somehow.~~

So enjoy. <3333 And thank you, guys, really. ;;

I need more ass-grabbing goodness in my life. I’ll start with this. :)

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So I decided to take some time off from stuff—work and stress and deadlines and everything else—and spend the weekend at my friends’ place, completely forgetting that the next part of Batman: The Brave and the Bold was due to come out.

I cannot possibly convey to you how much I love this series. The camp is amazing. It’s incredibly funny and possibly the best new take on Batman I’ve seen in decades. I adore it. Aquaman, a character that just generally does not float my boat at all makes me laugh until I wheeze. Green Arrow—oh my god. The team-ups between GA and Batman are nearly medicinal. The only thing that even comes close is watching Wally as the Flash in the animated Justice League.

Needless to say, I was stoked. A relaxing weekend with two of my best friends, time and space to work on 81 virtually unobstructed and new Brave and the Bold? Did I reach Nirvana without even trying?

I was damn sure it couldn’t get any better.

And then I saw the episode Sidekicks Assemble. And lost. My. Shit.

All over Neko’s floor. It was messy.

I am madly in love with Speedy. This sealed it. He’s my perfect everything. It’s not enough that I have a thing for redheads anyway, but then they go and make him possibly the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen animated.

His voice cracks, for fuck’s sake. How adorable is that? He’s so insecure and eager and—tech literate? Oh, yeah, I’ll take that.

The golly, gee, and jeepers were enough to turn me into the most incoherent fanboy you’ve ever met this side of fandom.

I want one. I want a Roy Harper all my own. With his cuteness and quirks and flaws and everything—even the little girl. One big package of oh my fucking god, yes, thanks.

And then Neko says to me—while I’m still trying to clean myself up from my fangasm—‘Golly gee, Alan. Do you think they made him into an action figure?’.

Seeing my inability to communicate vocally, Kit put the computer in my hands and wished me godspeed.

I think this was the last straw. I need to get off my ass, finish this part of R&D, and then polish and debut Earth 85: The Adventures of Speedy and Robin.

Like, this weekend. Or I might explode.

Again.

Point of fact:

In Superboy #82, Roy makes an appearance wearing a Hudson University sweatshirt drinking out of a Batman mug.

Dick went to H.U. and worked with Batman.

I don’t even have to read into this; it’s already there.

I used to wear my boyfriend’s clothes, too.

nonowest:

put on flat colors and some shading from the original outline

If this isn’t the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen, it’s really frigging close.

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What I would do different: Red Hood and the Outlaws.

So. How ‘bout that new 52, huh?

I picked up my stash today. I’m not going to ride the waves of anger that some of them made me feel—it’s simply not productive. They’re going to do what they do ~~badly~~ and I’m going to write fanfiction ~~and maybe apply for a job down the line to fix some of this shit.~~

So barring the fact that I can’t believe I paid $3 for some of these, I just wanted to say one thing about RH&O.

If I was going to write Starfire in this scenario, I’d make her a lesbian. A hot, take-no-shit kick ass lesbian. Because that dynamic would be awesome. Blue ball the boys, Kory, ‘cause you’re seriously not interested. The girl gets saved? You get the big fat kiss on the mouth.

And Roy and Jason jerk themselves off alone every night knowing they can’t have you.

Now that? That sounds interesting. Full of sexual tension—not sex. Think of the witty banter. And if we’re pretending your entire past doesn’t matter anyway, why not be a lesbian?

I’d dig that.

Fic Commission: Reciprocity

Title: Reciprocity

Author: Alan Black

Pairing: Dick/Roy

Request: 2000 words—Free reign, just so long as it’s fluffy and banter and them being the idiots/smartasses that we know and love. And let’s say….out of costume, being guys, Roy ragging on Dick for something (and Dick giving back as good as he gets, because they’ve got such a one-up-manship between them).

Word count: 2435

Notes: This fic has been brought to you by Jae. I truly hope it’s everything you wanted and more. :) I have also resigned myself to absolutely failing in my ability to edit word count. You guys keep commissioning for things that are too awesome to reign in. I am a willing servant to the Batboys being sweet and domesticated.

Fic Commission: Recreation

Title: Recreation

Author: Alan Black

Pairing: Dick/Roy

Setting: The Dick ‘n Roy Show

Request: What exactly Roy meant when he said kinky sex before. Either the aftermath of the kink or whatever, I’m just very curious. 3000 for Roy being Roy?

Word count: 3800

Notes: This fic has been brought to you by Jae. Giving me free reign with Roy Harper and his chosen kinks is a very bad idea… ;)

Recreation

Fic Commission: Repercussions

Title: Repercussions

Author: Alan Black

Pairing: Dick/Roy

Setting: The Dick ‘n Roy Show

Request: 2000 for Bruce making Dick squiiiiirm like you just know Bruce does sometimes because, well. Dick’s funny when he’s twisting about getting lectured by Bruce.

Word count: 2908

Notes: This fic has been brought to you by Jae. I think I may have had way too much fun with this. (I just…I’m sorry, Ollie. You lend yourself to these situations.) Jae, I hope you enjoy it. :)

Repercussions

I’m sorry, Roy, but when you reach puberty that name’s going to haunt you in other ways that are harder to dismiss and even harder to explain…

Source tedkordisanasshole

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Fic: Conundrum (Earth 91)

Nomen, I hope you don’t mind me playing with your boys. I needed a warm up before embarking on a new venture, and I know you’ve been wanting to know more about Bruce and Roy. Once we started talking about it, I got this scene stuck in my head and it wouldn’t relent. I hope you enjoy it and, uh, surprise? Only real warning is mature language.

Takes places after Convalescence.

Earth 91 Master List.

Updated Fanfic Commission Info (DC Comics Slash)

I’ve expanded my writing horizons since I first started accepting commissions a year ago and I thought it was about time I revised my commission info to reflect that.

Fic Commission: Candid (Earth 91)

Title: Candid

Author: Alan Black

Setting: Earth 91/Nomen’s Land

Pairing: Tim/Jason

Request: 5000 words—turning Chase from a sweet cameo to a full-time reoccurring character.

Word count: 4167

Notes: This fic has been brought to you by Nomen. I decided to take the overall word count and break it up into two parts, of which this is the first. :) I can’t explain how happy I was to do this commission for you, Nomen. I think writing kid superheroes is just what I’m supposed to do with my life, I love it so much. Thank you for giving me the opportunity to develop little Chase for you and a valid excuse to write Lian. I hope you enjoy it. :D

Takes place after Cease-fire.

Alan Black & the Men of Wayne Manor

Posts tagged roy harper

Fic: Brand Identity

Continuing the swingers research…

Point of fact:

What I would do different: Red Hood and the Outlaws.

Fic Commission: Reciprocity

Fic Commission: Recreation

Fic Commission: Repercussions

Fic: Conundrum (Earth 91)

Updated Fanfic Commission Info (DC Comics Slash)

Fic Commission: Candid (Earth 91)

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